OK, so there were these three flies, and they decided to spend the night in a woman's body.
The first one went in between the boobs, the second went up the ass and the
third went in the pussy.
They all woke up the next morning and were talking about their nights.
The first one said, "I had a great night, sleeping between two pillows."
The second one said, "Same with me except for the fact that I could swear
that, well...it smelt almost like home in there."
The third one looked REALLY tired and said; "I had a horrible night. Every
quarter of a second this little bald guy came in and spat on me!!!"