Two mice were sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub. The first
mouse looks over to his friend and, referring to the toilet, asks, "Wanna go for
a swim?"
The second mouse quickly replies. "Oh, no! I'm never going in there
again!!!"
"Well, why not?" says the first mouse.
"Well," starts his friend, "I was in there about a week ago swimming around
and minding my own business and all of a sudden it got real dark, it started
raining, it started thundering, and if somebody wouldn't have thrown me a log, I
would have drowned!"