Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out of her depression, mourning as if it were only yesterday. Her daughter constantly is calling her and urging her to get back into the world.
Finally, Sadie says she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter
immediately replies, "Mama! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for
six weeks he asks her to join him for a weekend in the Catskills. And we know
what that meant.
One room and the normal follow up to that. Their first night there she
undresses as he does. There she stood nude except for a pair of black lacy
panties. He in his birthday suit. Looking at her he asks "Why the panties?"
She replies, "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but
down there I am still in mourning."
He knows he's not getting lucky that night. The following night the same
scenario. She standing there with the black panties on and he in his birthday
suit, except that he has an erection on which he has a black condom.
She looks at him and asks, "What's with this...a black condom?"
He replies, "I'm going to offer my condolences!"