A married man had a secretary that was a sweet young thang, and so he decided to "work late" one night and take this girl to dinner. He called his wife to tell her and she said, "okay, no problem."
After dinner with the secretary, it was obvious that he was going to get
lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had "swinging from the
chandelier" sex for two hours. The man went to the bathroom to straighten his
clothing for the trip home when he noticed a huge hickey on his neck. He
immediately fell into a state of panic, and he had NO idea what to tell his
wife, but he knew he must be getting home as it was getting quite late.
After knocking on the door, he heard the dog come barking and scratching at
the door to greet him. He thought "Aha!!" and entered the house, fell to the
carpet and pretended to fight off the affectionate dog. Holding his neck with
one hand he walked into the living room and exclaimed," Honey! Look at what the
dog did to my neck!" to which she looked up, ripped open her blouse and said, "
That's nothing, look at what he did to my tits!!"