Jack is one horny guy and is not sure what to do about it. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. Jack walks down the street to the local brothel and knocks on the door.
The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can do for him. "I'm really
horny but I only have $5. What can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She
looks over this fellow and tells him, "Don't worry we can take care of you. No
She leads Jack into a room, and there is a chicken in the corner. Jack thinks
about this a second and figures it can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5
and she closes the door behind her.
Jack undresses and has the time of his life. When he's done he can't remember
when he has had such a pleasurable experience.
One week later, and horny again, Jack has saved up $10. Being a satisfied
customer he goes back to the same madam and asks what she can do for him for
"Well, for $10 we have a special show", the madam replies. She leads him into
a different room where there are several other people sitting on benches. "Sit
back and enjoy the show, Jack", the madam tells him. Jack gives the money to the
madam and takes a seat.
Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open revealing another room on the
other side of a two way mirror where two women begin to undress each other. Jack
is very impressed. Clearly these women are unaware anyone is watching as they
begin to make love to each other passionately. Apparently there is nothing they
won't do to each other.
Jack once again feels like he is getting his money's worth. He turns to the
person beside him and says, "This is a pretty good show for ten bucks eh?!".
The guy turns to Jack and says, "That's nothing... last week we saw a guy
fuck a chicken".