Three old ladies were sitting around playing bridge when one of them, Edna says," You know ladies, I'm having a real problem getting my husband interested sexually."
So Mary pipes up and says, "Edna, listen, you know what I do? When my husband
gets home from work, I strip him down and rub him all over with exotic oils.
Works every time!"
So Dorothy jumps in and says, "No no Edna. Don't listen to Mary. Before my
husband gets home from work, I get completely naked and get on my bed and pull
my legs back behind my head. When he walks in, INSTANT erection."
So Edna, after contemplating both idea, decides to go with Dorothy's
That night, before her husband gets home from working the late shift, Edna
strips naked, hops onto her big 4-poster bed and struggles for about half an
hour trying to get her legs back behind her head.
Just as she gets her feet behind her ears, in walks her husband. "Perfect
timing", Edna thought, when her husband says," Jesus Christ Edna! Comb your hair
and put in your teeth, you look like an asshole!"